Ok, so, yeah; I got a new truck. The one that checked most of the boxes was the Ram 1500. Classic. (Cringe) — WARLOCK!!! Now, I get that this is a callback to the historical 1970's Dodge Warlock — but why, why must all things truck be slathered with this hyper masculine, macho, manly man BULLSHIT?!? I need a truck to do my job, not to project my manly power into the world. Turning it up to 11 only makes you look laughably insecure. Stop that.